Demokratija "made in USA"

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Cape Henlopen (DE), 18. VI 2022. - Ole Joe falls off bike while cycling



P.S. If only gas prices would fall as quickly as he fell off that bike...

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If the Original Top Gun had been made today...

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Washington (DC), 8. VII 2022. - Ole Joe Teleprompter-in-Chief Biden : End of quote. Repeat the line.

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Washington (DC), 13. VII 2022. - Kamala Harris : You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go



P.S. Did she figure that out on her own?

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Eastern Kentucky, 8. VIII 2022. - Ole Joe defeated by his own jacket



P.S. Inspires confidence on a level unseen since Dukakis commanded a tank.

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Boston (Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum),12. IX 2022. - Ole Joe got lost and had no idea where to go after his speech



P.S. Remember your Boy Scout training, Joe - if you get lost in the woods, stay in the same spot.

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New York, 22. IX 2022. – Ole Joe just performing his famous Walk Like A Nosferatu act at Global Fund conference



P.S. Thanks for the hope, Joe. If you can be the Leader of the good ol’ U.S. of A. I surely can be the Superman one day...

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US Midterm Elections 2022. – stepping on the same rake again

Voting machines are „not working” and ballots being „misread”, without even mentioning the paper shortage...









BTW:

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The Distinct Difference in modern Democracy - Ballots are actually more important than Votes

Consequently, yesterday a Dead Man was successfully reelected by a crushing margin in Pennsylvania:



Unanticipatedly, he was a Democrat.

P.S. I got emotional when I found out that his grandparents voted for him by mail-in ballots.

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Phoenix (AR), 7. XII 2022. - 'Nano, no-no. I don't know' : Ole Joe slips on nanochips



Yet again he is trying to walk and talk at the same time...

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Manchester (New Hampshire), 28. IV 2023. - Trump mocks Biden : "Where am I going?”



That was priceless.

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Washington (DC), 15. VI 2023. - Ole Joe to 'build railroad from Pacific all the way across Indian Ocean'



P. S. Who’s going to run that train, Joe? Sponge Bob or the Little Mermaid?

P.P.S.

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West Hartford (CN), 17. VI 2023. – Ole Joe on the ball again : "God Save the Queen, man!"



P.S. Just close your eyes – and think of England, Joe.

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Tucker Carlson : “It makes you feel stupid for going to work.”

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Washington (DC), House Committee on Oversight and Reform, 19. VII 2023. – Hunter Biden paid prostitutes through his law firm, OWASCO PC, and trafficked his victims across state lines in violation of the Mann Act



P. S. The staff reaction is priceless...

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Washington (DC), 20. VII 2023. - Secret internal FBI document released: Joe and Hunter Biden were involved in a $10 million bribery scheme with Burisma Holdings CEO Mykola Zlochevsky





P.S. Why the FBI kept the information in the document concealed from the public? Special counsel has to be appointed immediately.

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Woodside (CA), 16. XI 2023. - Joe the Great Diplomat just forgot the new script and repeated the words from the old one...

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Earth Rider Brewery (Superior, Wisconsin): Ole Joe the Brewer - „The beer brewed here... is used to make the brewed beer... Oh, Earth Rider, thanks for the Great Lakes”



This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind...

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Pennsylvania, 4. VII 2024. - Ole Joe short-circuited once again – claims that he is the 'first Black woman' to serve in White House



You go, Girl!

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Butler County (Pennsylvania), 13. VII 2024. - Donald Trump shot on side of head in assassination attempt